Clementine Times Christmas Special

How To Catch  A Bird

Christmas Kittens

Clementine wishes you a merry Christmas from under our tree. We had to move all of our breakable and expensive ornaments from the bottom of the tree.

The World

    Today we know the world is round just like the world was flat, but it could be triangle or something else like that.

     Why some day in the future, I'm sure that they'll all say: “Remember when the world was round? It's octagon today."

                                    A poem by Gabby

Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, October 16

“Nothing is certain, that's for sure."  -Nightfury

When they were so young..

Her are a few pictures from when my kittens were young.

They used to be the same size!

This is how my dad feels

Cat V.S Human

Some Cool Stuff for My Future House

               

Sphinx

My cats don't curl up in little balls like most cats.They sprawl out on the floor. Ether on their bellies or on their backs. They sleep in many strange ways, really. They sleep hanging of of tables and chairs. They fall asleep right next to the door during packing. Clementine has her favorite place and way to sleep, on top of a high up box, sprawled out belly-up with her feet hanging off.

The only time that Clementine sleeps curled up is when she sleeps right on my butt. Because if I lay on my back, she'll sleep on my head.

Kyo also has a favorite way and place to sleep. He plops himself down on a hardwood floor and sits like a  Sphinx. Even his facial expression screams Sphinx. It says: "That's right, I'm the boss," Oh, Kyo.

The Egyptians must have had a cat a lot like him.

The Stow Away

Our pets know when we're about to go on a trip. When we get our suitcases out, our cats freak out.
         "Are... are you leaving us?"
         "Where are you big cats going?" 
         "Take us with you!"

They lay inside and on top of our suitcases. Either they're trying to stowaway or they're trying to prevent us from leaving. It could be both. As we get ready to load up in the car they both sit right in front of the door. When we try to pack, they drag our clothes into their litter box - or, at least my clothes.

           When we get back they wait for us right by the door.

Our cats might be strange, but at least we know they love us.

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My Cats..

Here is a Glog of Clementine I made

http://www.glogster.com/poodlegabby/clementine/g-6lct3lamm350fuoh5bok7a0?s=imgglog

The Clementine Times Summer Cook Book: Snickerdoodles

Snickerdoodles

            3  3/4 cups all-purpose flour

            1/2 teaspoon baking soda

            1/2 teaspoon c ream of tartar

            1/2 teaspoon salt

            1 cup butter, softened

             2 cups sugar

            2 large eggs

            1/4 cup milk

            1 teaspoon vanilla

 

              Cinamon-sugar mixture: 1/4 cup sugar  with 4 teaspoons cinnamon 

    Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Stir together flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, and salt. Beat butter for 30 seconds

    Add the 2 cups of sugar and beat until fluffy. Add eggs, milk, and vanilla; beat well. Add dry ingredients to beaten mixture, beating until well blended. 

     Form dough into 1-inch (or larger) balls, dough will be sticky. Roll in Cinamon-sugar mixture. Place 2-inches apart on greased cookie sheet. Flatten slightly with bottom of glass.

     Bake for 8-10 minutes until light golden brown and just beginning to crack at the top.

 

   

 

Blueberries

       For dessert tonight, we will have cheesecake and blueberry sauce. Our family got up early this morning and picked three buckets of blueberries. Some for the sauce, some for jam, some for pancakes and muffins, the rest to freeze for smoothies. It's fun to pick your own and see all the different shades of blueberry. The blueberries we picked are huge! I think I ate more than I picked and my brother and sister did the same. We weren't the only ones enjoying the berries, the birds were everywhere, and five minutes after my sister started picking, a bird pooped smack-dab in the middle of her bucket! Don't worry, she got a new one.

        When we got home, the kittens wasted no time inspecting the fruit. They sniffed the blueberries all over and licked a few. In the end, the blueberries were determined to be OK. We are so lucky the have cats that keep us safe from things like moths and blueberries.

      We haven't made the sauce yet but we have made the cheesecake. It's the cheesecake I want for my birthday. For now, it is to share with our friends that will be here for dinner tonight.

A kiss from Clementine

The Amazing Dancing Kyo

Purba

Tomorrow, we have friends from out of town coming. They're bringing their cat. Her name is Purba, I'm not completely sure how the kittens will take having a bunch of loud little kids and a strange cat in their house. I have a few guesses of what they'll do.

1. Hide under my bed the whole time
2. Hide under my parent's bed the whole time
3. Hide under my brother's bed the whole time

Or, they may hiss and growl at Purba until they pass out. I told my kittens to to be nice since Purba will have had a hard time during the car trip here but, I don't think they were listening. I just hope they don't get too upset and pee on my just vacuumed carpet.

Some More Cute Things the Kittens Do

The View of a Cat

  I'm pretty sure this is how my cats see themselves.

Cat Scan

WORDLY WISE

WORDLY WISE
Oh, how I despise Wordly Wise
its full of games and tricks and lies
I hate this cursed paper
watch out workbook maker
vocabulary will never stop me

It’s never right, I think I might start a fight, soon you all will see sudden light Starting today, I’ll make them pay, hora, hooray, Wordly wise will go away
I’ll rip the paper, tear the spine
soon the books will all be mine and with the match that I will light, all the workbooks will ignite, as tears swell up in happy eyes, over all the happy cries, I’ll light the match that signifies,
getting through these tragic times.

This is a poem I wrote about my workbook.

Vacuum Cleaner Attachment

A while back, someone left a vacuum cleaner attachment in the couch and for some reason, my cats loved it.

My Kittens

This is a short video of my kittens. The Bigger one is Kyo and the smaller one is Clementine.

I Welcome You

Fellow Citizens of the Internet,

This is my first post. I write to tell you that no matter how tempting it may be, you must not spend to long on this blog. I understand that it is very hard to resist the funny and well-written stories that lie inside of each post. They are amazing, but I, as an honest citizen, care about your health and will not permit you to stare at my blog's glory... I mean, at the computer screen for too long.